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all right. that's our report from drew tuma, larry beil. i'm dan >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live after darth: a star wars special." tonight, from "star wars: the rise of skywalker" -- director jj abrams. daisy ridley. john boyega. oscar isaac. billy dee williams. anthony daniels. kelly marie tran. naomi ackie. and keri russell. and now, fresh off the kessel run, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ]
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all right. thanks. i don't know how to get rid of them. i -- yeah. thanks, guys. take a break. anyway. yeah, go with that one. they're not too bright, really, you know? well, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm your host of a very special night tonight. we are coming to you from a galaxy not too far away, hollywood, california, where we await the world premiere of "star wars: the rise of skywalker." [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you've heard about this -- it's a movie. it's happening just across the street. the afterparty is in our parking lot. i came over this morning, there was a millennium falcon in my spot and -- [ laughter ] i had to have it towed. but the force is with us tonight. and the cast of the movie is
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with us, too, and the writer, director of the movie is with us. jj abrams is here to tell -- to spoil everything. he's going to tell us -- off the top, luke skywalker's mom paid obi wan half a million credits to get him into jedi school. and it turns out the force is gluten, so -- [ laughter ] jj, as you know, directed "star wars," he rebooted "star trek," "mission: impossible" and he owns four yogurtland franchises. he will be here in a couple minutes. also tonight, a key member of the rebel alliance standing guard, keeping us safe from harm, our very own gui-yoda is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gui-yoda has words of wisdom for young skywalker, his trainee. share with us some words of wisdom. share with the audience here
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tonight. go right ahead. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: just keep doing what you doing and you doing a great job. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- you know there's a baby yoda now? that's drunk yoda. [ laughter ] we beefed up our whole security detail tonight. now only is yoda with us, we have a team of droids backing him up. an all-star team of droids. as a matter of fact, r2-d2, bb-8 and d.o. are with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. it is an honor to have you here.
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it's like a sharper image catalog came to life. [ laughter ] are you guys doing okay? [ beeping ] you're still under warranty? [ beeping ] all right, well, you know, i have to say, we're very excited about these guys being around our office today, my roomba went nuts when he saw them. [ laughter ] "rise of skywalker" according to disney will be the last of the skywalker saga. of course it's the last of the skywalker saga. donald trump is president, it's the last everything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, if you've seen the trailer the evil empire palpatine is back and the only way the resistance can defeat him is by impeaching him in the house and convicting him in the senate. [ applause ] "star wars" is -- many of you probably know, the second-highest grossing film franchise of all-time after the madea movies. [ laughter ] i saw the first one when i was 9 years old. my uncle frank took me and my
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cousin ann to see it. he fell asleep immediately. slept through the whole thing, woke up and said he loved it. [ laughter ] it's easy to forget sometimes that these movies were not created for us, they were created for kids. kids are who these movies were made for. so, we decided to give kids a chance to ask a "star wars" question, any question of director jj abrams and members of the cast and sure enough, they did. ♪ >> i'm wondering how the force works and how -- and how it's so powerful. >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> hey, rey, can you really do a backflip or are you just a liar? >> um -- um -- um -- i'm a liar. >> how old is finn, does he like being a stormtrooper or a bad
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guy, what's his favorite color, how old is he, does he wear glasses or not, how old is he in real life, does he like shopping, does he go to gucci, nordstrom's or macy's or does he go to normal stores and buy food or does he go to other places? >> all right, finn has a whole lifestyle. his clothes are provided by the resistance, unfortunately, so he doesn't get to go down to gucci. >> do droids eat or go to the bathroom or do they just pee in their pants? >> um -- uh -- their pants. >> this question is for poe. are you going to be a big character in this movie or are you going to be a tiny character? >> are you going to be a [ bleep ] character like you always are or are you going to do something meaningful this
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time? i appreciate you saying that. >> we all say it, but it's nice for you to verbalize it. >> that's exactly what i asked jj, as well. and that's why they created your character. >> enter me! >> how old is chewbacca? and how tall is he and how much does he weigh and does he eat a lot of calories or does he stay fit and run or jog or do peloton or ride a bike or do any other sport that involves running or doing stuff like that? >> where to begin? chewbacca is 7'6" tall, chewbacca eats a lot of food. he's always hungry. he doesn't own, currently own a peloton device. he's thinking of getting one. >> what are the best foods to eat when you don't have any front teeth?
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>> bananas, very soft, you can kind of mush them in the back of your mouth. >> strawberries. i got a little gap and i can smush it through the gap. >> you know what, if we really had the force we would probably know these answers. >> yes. i'd say small berries is the best fruit to eat when you don't have front teeth. >> lando, i have a question for you. everyone calls chewbacca chewbacca but you call him chew-backa. what does that mean? and what's the reference behind that nickname? >> i was just mispronouncing. it's as simple as that. >> as a matter of fact, i'm offended now. >> for a long time, i didn't know whether to call him han, hon, hun. >> master solo. >> ahh! ah!
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>> oh, she's -- >> ah! >> what? >> ah! ah! ahh! >> i don't think this is just about him. >> is bb-8 a boy or a girl? >> oh, my god. i don't know if we ever found out if bb-8 was a boy or a girl. >> definitely a boy. i've seen it. [ laughter ] i was surprised. >> that's sick. >> you know, little compartments open up and there are surprises in there, so, definitely boy. >> i don't really watch "star wars" anymore, because i'm kind of too old, but i'll watch it. >> gee, thanks! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. thanks, kids. all right, we're going to take a break, but there's much more to come. we will be right back with the
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. welcome back to our "after darth" special. we are joined tonight by the stars of the most anticipated movie of the year. they will be here in moments. tomorrow night, adam sandler, kevin garnett and karen gillan will be here. and on wednesday brie larson will be filling in for me with jamie foxx as her guest, because i have another job. i've teamed up once again with the great norman lear to
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resurrect not just "star wars," another classic from the '70s. we call it "live in front of a studio audience." and on wednesday night, we bring you a christmas episode of "all in the family" starring woody harrelson and marisa tomei as archie and edith bunker, with ellie kemper, ike barinholtz, kevin bacon, jesse eisenberg and justina machado. and if that's not enough, we revitalize "good times" with viola davis, andre braugher, asante blackk, corinne fox, jharrel jerome, jay pharoah and surprise guests. with many and not only are we doing it, we're doing it live right here on abc, wednesday night, 8:00/7:00 central. so, i hope you will join us. this week, the 42-year, nine-film skywalker saga will come to an end. the final chapter will be closed. "star wars: the rise of skywalker" opens in theaters friday. please welcome jj abrams, daisy ridley, john boyega and oscar isaac! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we made special seats. [ cheers and applause ] well, thank you for coming. how many of you have seen -- well, jj, i assume you've seen the movie. >> i have seen the movie. >> jimmy: it would be really funny if you haven't. >> they showed it to me, yeah. >> jimmy: have the three of you seen the movie? >> we have. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many people total have seen the movie in its entirety? >> a few dozen. >> jimmy: a few dozen. >> or so. >> jimmy: okay, that's a small group. >> it is. >> jimmy: so, you would know where the leak came from if there was one at this point. >> most likely. >> jimmy: did you have like a special screening for the cast where everyone got together and watched it? >> we did. yeah, it was fun. >> jimmy: where did you do that? >> at bad robot. we have a little screening room
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there. >> jimmy: at your headquarters. >> or as i call, it the headquarters. >> jimmy: it is the headquarters. only batman has a better headquarters than your headquarters. so, everybody gets together to watch the movie and i would assume you're a little nervous, right? or no? >> it's horrifying. >> jimmy: right. are you guys also nervous? >> so nervous. i was in the theater for ten minutes. everyone was milling around. i was like guys, come on. can we begin? >> i brought snacks. made sure everyone was good. had a hand over for naomi to squeeze when she wanted. we had a good time. >> jimmy: so, at any point before you see it, do you think, okay, here's what i'm going to say if i don't like it? [ laughter ] >> no! >> jimmy: no. >> you should say it, that's what you said! >> jimmy: okay, so you've been working, i know, for a very long time on this movie. >> yeah, yeah.
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>> jimmy: very, very long time. how long has it been that you've been working on it? >> a couple years. >> jimmy: a couple years. all the time. you can't leave your house. all that -- >> i left the house for, like, ten months. i was in london. >> jimmy: when you finish and you're not with these people every day, for instance, daisy you did two movies with, did jj give you a gift, a parting present, anything to commemorate your time together? >> he did. >> jimmy: he did. >> and it's a touch obscure. >> jimmy: okay. >> jj said, i can't give you your gift now. because it's taking a while to make. and i was like what is this thing? so a box arrives at my house. i'm like throwing out -- my friend was over. so she was experiencing this with me. i was throwing all the things out. so, there's a show called "the great british bakeoff." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and me and jj love this particular contestant who will remain unnamed. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> jj had me made a real lifesize mask of the contestant that fits on my head. >> it's amazing. it looks -- >> hair, everything. >> and it was made for daisy's
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head. >> jimmy: and the contestant has no idea that this exists? >> no, no. >> slightly bizarre. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be wonderful to show up to this person's house in the middle of the night? get me some muffins. or something. >> i opened the door a couple of times to my friends in it and people go, "oh!" >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. so now i know, john, because you posted that jj gave you a spider-man stormtrooper helmet. >> yeah, that was surprising. >> jimmy: because you love spider-man, as well. >> i love spider-man. love him. >> jimmy: and that's the only one in existence, i would imagine. >> i hope so. if i see anyone else with it -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you worry at all that now you are going to be flooded with siderman stuff -- >> yeah, daisy got me oscorp liquid from the movie in the glass with a little crack just in case -- >> jimmy: you guys have -- your secret santa is so much better. [ laughter ]
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oscar, did you get anything good? >> i got a box of oscar isaac chocolates. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you eat yourself? >> they were delicious. crunchy. and -- >> jimmy: didn't you get your friend or somebody in your family in the last movie, wasn't -- who was it, your uncle or something? >> well, in the last -- in this movie or the one before? >> jimmy: the one before. oh, you did it again? >> i've gotten family members in all of the movies. >> jimmy: who is in this one? >> this one, my brother, my friend and my uncle. >> jimmy: and how does that work with jj? do you go to him and say yeah, i just need a few people in your movie? >> yeah. just throw them in behind some aliens or whatever. >> i want to say two things if i could. first of all, you sound awful. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> secondly, the chocolates thing, hold on a second.
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>> i loved the chocolates. >> those were literally molded, and said oscar isaac like imprinted in the chocolate. it was amazing. handmade. not like i picked them up at the store. they don't have them at nordstrom's. what the hell? >> i said they were delicious. >> all right! >> guys, calm down. they were crunchy, okay? >> there was two different kinds. >> jimmy: so you did get -- that's a pretty good gift also. him putting your friends in this movie. >> yeah, that's -- it's -- and killing them. >> jimmy: and killing them, yeah. is it true that you guys, the two of you are very close friends or is that just, like, we see that on junkets. >> little bit of both. >> jimmy: tell me -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i kid, i kid. >> he's just doing it -- >> he loves me! >> this guy!
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>> jimmy: now that we're talking about these objects, jj, you can take anything -- this is a great time for you guys to confess if you stole anything from the set. because now it will be treated as fun, whereas it could be treated as a tell ni later on. >> that's true. >> jimmy: jj, you could take anything. what did you take? i assume you took home a memento. >> i stole -- i mean, i was given d-o, which is the -- >> jimmy: the real one? >> yeah. i had bb-8 from force awakens. i got d-o. >> jimmy: is d-o named after ronny james dio? >> sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you take anything, daisy? >> i was given a light saber. >> jimmy: you were given a light saber? [ cheers and applause ] >> i worry that someone is going to track me down and break into my house so i do need to say it's in a safe place. >> jimmy: it is not in your house? >> it's not in my house. >> jimmy: it is in your -- this is a very bad jedi mind trick right now. it's not in my house.
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so, when you're showing it to people, is it hanging on the wall, is it there, do you reach for it and it comes to you, how does it work? >> usually i reach for it and it comes to me. i'm like, guys, do you want to see something? >> jimmy: thor's hammer comes flying in here. >> yeah, it's strange. it was out recently and someone was like, oh, my god, is that -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> light saber, i was like, yes. you can hold it if you like. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we're going to bring a lot of the other folks who are in the cast of the movie out here, too. there will be more people on this stage than in our studio audience in just moments. but first, we're going to go into hyperspace. we spent a lot of money on this, jj. don't get jealous. here we go. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we're back. "star wars: the rise of skywalker" is opening on friday. make sure you don't forget it. we have the director, we have the cast, we've got more of the cast congregating backstage. let's bring them out.
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please welcome billy dee williams, anthony daniels, kelly marie tran, naomi ackie, and keri russell! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please, have a seat. look at this. well, i'm sorry, we're out of time, but it's -- billy dee williams is here, i mean, that's the best. [ cheers and applause ] jj, i mean, to have lando, then
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you really feel like, yeah, now i'm directing "star wars", right? >> you have no idea. >> i feel like i'm home. i spent so much time here throughout the years. >> jimmy: i know, you really have. i'll tell you, i consider you to be the coolest person in the world. [ cheers and applause ] so, i like -- >> i was thinking the same thing about you. >> jimmy: and i know that's what you like about me. >> next to jj. >> jimmy: was it fun to be lando again? did you wear the cape? >> absolutely. i've been lando for 40 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you live every day as lando. >> i never stopped being lando. >> jimmy: and by the way, as far as the cool contest goes, you are rivaled only by anthony, who has been in all nine of the movies. [ cheers and applause ] anthony, people must go nuts and must drive you insane when they hear you speak and wanting you
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to do things. >> well, you know what, i know you have a bad voice and -- >> jimmy: yes, thank you. [ laughter ] >> when you hugged me earlier, when you gave me the big -- i got the bad voice, too. so, forgive me -- >> jimmy: that was another guy. that was not me kissing you. >> i don't double date, come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you sound pretty good. you sound -- >> well, if i go into 3po, i can do it better. because think back. for more than 40 years. the first line you heard in a movie, a "star wars" movie, was what? "did you hear that? they shot down the vessel. we'll be destroyed for sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it true that you -- your parents were going to come to the premiere with you tonight
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and they canceled on you? >> they did. >> my dad says, your mom has a doctor's appointment, she can't reschedule. >> what? >> health is important, guys. >> health is important. >> jimmy: yeah, but not that important. [ laughter ] is she bleeding? i mean -- >> no, i think it's honestly a regular checkup. >> i love it. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> i get what you're trying to do here, that's cool, but -- >> we need doctor's appointments. >> jimmy: keri, you've known jj longer than anyone here. unless there's something i don't know, right? >> it's true. >> jimmy: it's true. to be working -- this is a very different project than you guys were working on. >> yeah, there was a little -- there weren't people beating down the doors to find "felicity" scripts. they were like, what's going to happen in the fourth year! is she going to make it? is she going to graduate? >> jimmy: is it true that jj has
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become a monster? i heard that he has a full-time man who follows him around keeping his glasses clean, yes? [ laughter ] >> jj, like that's -- part of his success is he's exactly the same as how he was 20 years ago. >> jimmy: i believe that. i believe that. >> it's so true. he's just endlessly kind of capable and excited and funny and that's just who he is. >> and you look good in blue. >> and he looks good in blue. >> hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: naomi, so you're new to this. >> i am. >> jimmy: you're new to the "star wars" world. are you -- are you prepared for this? is your family nuts over "star wars" or -- >> yeah, i've got -- they're all mad about it, but my auntie wendy -- why are the cameras? hi, aunty wendy! >> jimmy: is she here? >> no, she's a really big, big,
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big fan and i was like, if i'm going to record any reaction i'm going to record my aunty's. i went around to the house, i was like -- set up the camera. and i was like, okay, listen, remember that job i told you i had that was like a small indie job? and she was like, yeah. i was like, well, it's not a small indie. much and she was like oh, my god, what is it? i was like, it's "star wars." and she was like -- she just got up on her chair, "oh, my god! oh, my god!" my aunt yooes's a practicing buddhist. so she ran to her altar and started chant iing. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's not how it goes with my aunts but that's a good reaction. well, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have a clip from the film, is that correct? [ cheers and applause ] we have a clip from the film, not approved by jj, we just took it. the cast of "star wars" is here. we'll be right back with that.
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stay there. >> which way? >> uh, no idea, follow me. ♪ >> drop your weapons. >> it's okay that we're here. >> it's okay that you're here. >> it's good. >> does she do that to us? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great question. looks like fun. that's got to be fun.
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by the way, speaking of fun, anthony was in the audience during the commercial break. [ cheers and applause ] dancing with everyone. anthony, will you do everyone's outgoing voicemail on their phone? >> really, outgoing voicemail? i did that once for lucas film and one day i got the message, i rang it up and it said, hello, i am c-3po human cyborg relations and this is lucas film but if you leave your name and number i will get a human to return your call. how irritated was i? [ laughter ] >> so, i -- >> i didn't leave a message. >> anthony daniels. all my life i've called him anthony. we've made two films together, the other day, we were doing stuff and daisy is like, it is anthony? of course not, it's antony. it's antony. i've made two films with this gentleman, i've called him anthony. it's -- >> jimmy: he never corrected you, huh?
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>> he's jj. how can you correct jj? >> jimmy: well, you must really be scaring people, you know? that you can mispronounce -- maybe you've been mispronouncing everyone's names and you don't know it. anyone want to come forward? >> speak now. >> i feel bad that i -- >> jimmy: well, you should feel bad. i don't blame you. i feel bad and i just met the guy, i'm pronouncing his name wrong. so, we're going to do a little something. we're going to have a competition between -- we're going to split you into families in a moment, but before we do that, i have an announcement for the audience, our studio audience, and that is this, that imax is giving you all tickets to go see "star wars" in the full imax experience. [ cheers and applause ] so -- those are for you. and we'll be distributing those after the show. [ cheers and applause ]
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welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live after darth." this is our special "star wars" show. the teams should not be fraternizing. this is not acceptable. it's time, everyone, to play "force family feud"! first, let's meet our squadron leaders. heading the vaderstein family, it's jj abrams, joined by daisy, billy dee, anthony and naomi. [ cheers and applause ]
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and leading the walkersky family is oscar isaac, with john, keri and kelly. welcome. oh, wait, we have uneven -- we have five on one side and four on the other side. does anyone want to play, do we have any extras? oh yes, you sir. right behind you. right behind you. yes, yes. what's your name? what's your name? >> [ chewbacca sound ]. >> jimmy: okay, great. it's time to play the feud! give me jj, give me oscar. jj, oscar, we surveyed 100 people on hollywood boulevard, which means at least half of them are crazy. and we asked them the following question. what's the worst body part to have chopped off by a light saber. oscar? >> hand. >> jimmy: oscar says hand.
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hand is number 7. jj? you got four spots to beat that. >> ah, i'd say for sure leg beats hand. >> jimmy: leg, does leg beat hand? leg beats hand! the vadersteins begin. we will start on this side. now, you know how this works. you get two strikes, it's an abbreviated version of the game. daisy, what's the worst body part to have chopped off by a light saber? >> head. >> jimmy: daisy says the head. that it is. [ cheers and applause ] billy dee williams, in your expert opinion, what is the worst part of the body to have chopped off by a light saber? >> a penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i'm going to be careful before i say this, give me the penis! [ cheers and applause ] >> well done.
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well done. >> jimmy: anthony? you can -- >> that doesn't leave me with much. the butt. >> jimmy: your butt! [ buzzer ] there is not. naomi? >> yeah, babe. >> jimmy: your team is relying on you. what is the worst body part to have chopped off. >> i can't confer with my team? >> jimmy: no, you may not. >> it has to come from my brain? >> jimmy: yes. >> come on! >> no pressure. an ear. >> jimmy: an ear. very van gogh. let's see, is an ear on the board. [ it is buzzer ] it is not an ear. you guys have a chance to steal. you can speak amongst yourselves. and if you come up with it, you get all the points. only one of can you speak for the team. >> perhaps a nipple. >> a breast? >> jimmy: we have head, private parts, leg, and hands. yes, oscar?
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>> the foot. >> jimmy: the foot. do we have the foot! [ buzzer ] we do not! let's take a look at what it was. the answer was -- arm is what we were looking for. vadersteins, you have the lead. daisy and john, step up to the podium. >> i love you. >> i love you. >> jimmy: daisy, john. besides yoda name something else that starts with yo. daisy? >> yo dog. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yo dog? [ buzzer ] not in "star wars." it can be anything at all. >> yodel? >> jimmy: is yodel on the board? yodel is on the board. the walkerskys. go to your podium there. go to your team. all right, john. well done.
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keri. >> yeah? >> jimmy: question is, besides yoda, name something that starts with yo. >> yogurt. >> jimmy: yogurt. do we have yogurt? yes, of course we have yogurt! kelly, what starts with yo? >> yo-yo. >> jimmy: yo-yo. it starts and ends with yo. let's go to our friend chewbacca. something that starts with yo. >> [ chewbacca sound ]. >> jimmy: let's go to the board. yes, yoga! oscar? something that starts with yo. >> yolo. >> jimmy: yolo. you only live once. yolo is on the board! john, you started this, you can end it. john -- >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: something that starts with yo.
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>> yo. >> jimmy: in the number three position. >> yo. in the number three position. >> jimmy: uh-huh. you may not discuss amongst yourselves. >> oscar, stop. >> i'm blank. i gave it my all. >> you did. >> you did so well. >> we support you. >> jimmy: we'll have to have a buzzer here, right? >> they want -- [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: okay. one strike. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] keri, you may not use the f-word. we are on television, keri. >> can we cheat with the audience? >>immy: this is a family -- you may not. the audience cannot help. keri, do you have an answer? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not? well, where's the buzzer? [ buzzer ] no answer from the walkerskys. vadersteins. you can steal this. you can confer amongst yourselves. >> we think we have it. >> jimmy: who would like to
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speak for the team? >> yoko ono. >> jimmy: is yoko ono on the board? braktd buzzer ] walkerskys. you got the points. we're going to take a break, we'll come back with the final round of "force family feud." ♪ your sister stopped borrowing your sweaters? yeah! that's yes for less. stop stealing mine... never. holiday gifts everyone's sure to love at 20 to 60 percent off department store prices. at ross. yes for less.
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entertain in style all season long. it feels even better when you find it for less-at ross. yes for less. >> jimmy: wow. we are back. we are in the middle of a heated game of "force family feud." the vadersteins have 77 points, the walkerskys have 69. it is a very close game. keri-u feel you now know the answer? >> i have the answer. >> jimmy: what is it? >> yolk. >> jimmy: no. the answer we were looking for is yo mamma, is what we were looking for. all right, keri and billy dee, come to the podium. we're ready to play. >> you got this. >> jimmy: all right, this is for everything. >> for everything! billy -- >> jimmy: which "star wars" character would make the worst
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roommate? keri? >> chewbacca. >> jimmy: keri says chewbacca. is chewbacca on the board? he is. billy dee, you can beat it. who would make the worst roommate? billy dee has not seen any of the films. >> be careful what you say. >> jimmy: he says han. is it han? no, it is not. the walkerskys get to play. we are going to start with kelly. which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> i'm going to go with jabba the hutt. >> jimmy: that is on the board. chewbacca -- >> sorry, chewy.
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sorry. >> jimmy: which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> [ chewbacca sounds ]. >> jimmy: oh. is it on the board? [ buzzer ] oh, so sorry. no. that is not correct. oscar. you got one strike left. which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> i'll go kylo ren. >> jimmy: kylo ren. john? >> i'm going to go with darth vader. >> jimmy: do we have darth vader? yes, of course, we have darth vader. keri, you can win the whole thing. you can win it. >> can i confer? >> jimmy: you cannot. >> i'm channelling all of my power to you. >> oh, my god, guys, help me. who is bad after all of these things because you did the best. you -- >> maybe someone that's good but would still be a bad roommate.
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>> hey! that's cheating! >> that's conferring. >> not allowed to do that. >> jimmy: we need an answer. >> c-3po. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: no. vadersteins, you have a chance to win it all with one answer and you can confer amongst yourselves. who would be the worst roommate in the "star wars" universe? >> jar-jar. >> jimmy: jar jar binks! the vadersteins win! congratulations. every member of your family is going home with a set of "star wars" sheets and "star wars" pajamas. and this beautiful double bed. and losing team, you're not going home empty handed, either. each of you gets a bag of oranges. thank you for playing. thank you for being here. congratulations to the vadersteins. that's our show. thanks to jj and the whole cast. apologies to darth damon, we ran out of time for him. "star wars: the rise of
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